Officially Not Festive Yet
For the holdout who refuses to deck a single hall until they're good and ready.
- ✓Soft, true-to-size unisex cotton
- ✓Made to order, ships in 3 to 7 business days
- ✓Easy 30-day returns on unworn items
Some folks string lights up in October. You are not those folks. This shirt speaks for the person who side-eyes the first carol of the season and guards their peace like a last cookie. The cozy distressed lettering nods to that one relative who hibernates from Thanksgiving to New Year's, so it makes a knowing gift for the family grump or your own comfortably grouchy self. Soft midweight cotton with a relaxed unisex cut that wears great under a flannel. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip the iron over the print to keep it crisp.
Size & fit guide
Unisex regular fit. Measurements are taken flat, in inches. Our model is 6ft (183cm) and wears a size M. If you are between sizes or like it roomy, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
The design
Bold distressed slab-serif wordmark with a single bare, droopy pine branch and one sad ornament hanging off the last letter.
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