Ugly Christmas Sweater
1 original design, unisex sizes S to 3XL
Ugly Christmas sweater t-shirts for the party where worst dressed wins, without the scratchy wool, the static, or the overheating halfway through the night. Merry Everything frames its slogan in bands of pixel knit pattern: red zigzags, rows of little pine trees, and snowflakes around a deep green panel that reads MERRY EVERYTHING AND A HAPPY ALWAYS. From across the room it says ugly sweater; up close it is a soft tee you can actually sit in.
It works for office parties, cookie swaps, family photos, and the friend who hosts the sweater contest every year. Layer it under an open cardigan for extra effect. For the guests who would rather not dress up at all, the Christmas collection has the quieter jokes: Nice List Pending Review, Merry Grumpmas To All, Officially Not Festive Yet, and Snowed In And Loving It. The shirt is unisex in sizes S to 3XL, printed to order.