Merry Everything Ugly Sweater
A loud faux-knit tee that brings the tacky sweater chaos without the itchy wool.
- ✓Soft, true-to-size unisex cotton
- ✓Made to order, ships in 3 to 7 business days
- ✓Easy 30-day returns on unworn items
All the joy of the ugliest sweater at the party, none of the static cling. This one stacks chunky faux-knit rows, zigzag borders, snowflakes, and tiny trees into a wonderfully busy pattern, with a big bold banner across the middle. It is built for the holiday party where the worst sweater wins, the family photo nobody planned, and the cocoa crawl downtown. Wear it loud and wear it proud. Soft unisex cotton with a comfortable everyday fit so you can survive a long night of cookies and carols. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip the iron over the print.
Size & fit guide
Unisex regular fit. Measurements are taken flat, in inches. Our model is 6ft (183cm) and wears a size M. If you are between sizes or like it roomy, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
The design
A symmetrical knit-sweater pattern of horizontal jacquard rows with zigzags, snowflakes, and rows of little pine trees in red, green, and cream, centered on a bold rectangular banner holding the slogan in blocky letters.
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