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Merry Grumpmas To All

$24.95

A cheery wish from the one person at the party who is fully done with the party.

Color: Black
Size
1

  • Soft, true-to-size unisex cotton
  • Made to order, ships in 3 to 7 business days
  • Easy 30-day returns on unworn items

Cookies, carols, crowds, and small talk by the punch bowl. It's a lot, and this shirt says so with a wink. The mock-cheerful wordmark looks straight off a vintage greeting card until you read it twice, which makes it a great gag gift for the office grump, the introvert who survives December on spite and hot cocoa, or honestly you. Printed on soft ringspun cotton with an easy unisex fit that layers under a cardigan or a Santa hat you wear ironically. Machine wash cold inside out, hang or tumble dry low, and do not iron directly on the design.

Size & fit guide

Unisex regular fit. Measurements are taken flat, in inches. Our model is 6ft (183cm) and wears a size M. If you are between sizes or like it roomy, size up.

SizeChest width (in)Body length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
print area
Print is about 11in wide, centered below the collar

The design

Retro greeting-card script reading the phrase, framed by a crooked sprig of holly with the berries replaced by tiny frowny dots.

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