Dad Joke Loading
Fair warning printed across his chest, because the groan is already coming.
- ✓Soft, true-to-size unisex cotton
- ✓Made to order, ships in 3 to 7 business days
- ✓Easy 30-day returns on unworn items
You can see it on his face the second the setup lands. The pause, the little grin, the joke nobody asked for. This tee gives everyone a heads up with a retro loading bar stuck at the worst possible moment and a punchline you can feel in your eyes. It is goofy on purpose and lands every time at family dinners, school pickup, and group photos where he insists on saying something. Printed on a soft, breathable cotton tee with a classic fit that wears in nicely. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The kind of easy gift that gets worn until it is basically a family heirloom.
Size & fit guide
Unisex regular fit. Measurements are taken flat, in inches. Our model is 6ft (183cm) and wears a size M. If you are between sizes or like it roomy, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
The design
A chunky retro progress bar filled about ninety percent with blocky pixels, a small spinner icon beside it, and the joke warning text stacked above and below.
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